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Asshole

An asshole is arrogant, abrasive and smart, but he is not disingenuous. He may be fully aware that he is an asshole and he may take pride in it.
Bill Maher is an asshole.
by Bbag05 October 19, 2020
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Asshole

A guy who is self centered and a general piece of shit.
I'm sorry, I was such an asshole for attacking what you believe
by Typically_fresh October 23, 2017
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Asshole

Another name for a Russian president who has a really long term.
Putin: I'm an asshole!
by amogus susi September 13, 2022
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righteous asshole

a term that is used when taking a video on someone else's phone
haley: "i appreciate... your righteous asshole"
by heccarina June 18, 2018
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Asshole

Someone who who says stuff like "you read the second word wrong"
You: Kill yourself, asshole!
Me: That's fair.
by Vexnator February 23, 2023
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Asshole's demise

Fucking with a dicked one who is straight. Unknowing that this one has tested through all things the asshole finds it is fucked and then loves a dick from iffy denial of it.
Feller you better not fuck with that one.. why you fuck!? Fuck him!.. well that there is asshole's demise, no asshole ever makes it out without a homo thought to dwell on as a result..
by Holy foot July 29, 2019
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Poultry Asshole

The receiver/stuffee curls up on the floor like a roasted Christmas bird, the giver/stuffer lubricates their arm with butter and various seasonings while grabbing a handful of mixed veggies (can also substitute trail mix) and inserts stuffing into stuffees asshole.
Bro last night my girl let me give her “Poultry Asshole” for Christmas!
by BigDaddyThunder January 28, 2019
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