Woosh Douche

Someone who comments r/woosh on social media at all or over uses it.

Guy one: Tells joke

Guy two: Doesn’t get the reference or joke

Woosh douche: r/woooosh

by PSYCHADELICPLATYPUS March 22, 2019

Douche Square

A not so common phrase used in place of douche bag.

"wow your a fucking douche square lothar, stop spawn killing"

by Levitevitavarion February 26, 2009

douche bag

1.some asshole who thinks they are hot shit and know everything

2.an object used for putang cleaning

1. God look at douche over there he thinks hot shit.
2. Jees i could really use a douche bag.

by douche101 July 18, 2009

Lame douche

(n) a douchebag president at the end of his term who often writes a pile of executive orders directing agencies to act in an overbroad and tyrannical fashion.

Dude1: Obama's gettin' a little crazy at the end of his third term.

Dude2: First of all, it's his second term; it just SEEMS like three terms. Second, he's a lame douche, so now he can be himself and do what he really wants.

by RobinGoodfellow1 July 31, 2016

Douche Flourish

Awkward and contrived personal flourishes in written communication as a sign-off. Typically used by douche bags as a signal of their self importance. Mainly found in emails, but also text messages, chat and old fashioned paper letters. Typically take the form of letters or symbols, but occasionally, as with The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, leverage wholly new iconography or imagery.

"Did you see Duane's email signature? "Ci@o" What the fuck is that at sign about. What a douche flourish."

by Burt's Bees Knees September 25, 2013

Douche Bonger

Someone who smokes enough grass in their lifetime to feed a horse for a few years.

(insert name of choice here), don't be a douche bonger.

by Dufe February 24, 2010

douche baggerary

When someone (a show off, asshole, "douche bag") displays signs of being a douche bag.

"Look at that guy in that truck, he's sticking his foot out the open window. That is the most retarded display of douche baggerary that I've ever seen!"

"That retard is prone to douche baggerary"

by gimmeurtots72 February 7, 2010