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Pokes fans

Fans of Oklahoma State University athletics teams. The butt-fuckinest, most annoying wanna be redneck fans found in the state of Oklahoma. They are located around the shitty little town of Stillwater. Most people would rather wipe their asses with 1-ply toilet paper than live in that shit box town for more than the 4 years required. The Pokes are the red-headed step sibling to Sooners fans and are subpar in every sport except wrestling.
I’d rather root for the Cleveland Browns than be Pokes fans.
by SportsGuy119 January 30, 2018
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Only fans

A site where woman go to be sell explicit pics allover the internet, basically sex cam work.
'did you hear about Dominica from mafs she had an only fans account I wonder if she makes good money from selling foot and butt pics'.
by Snozercrooked snob April 2, 2022
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Leva fan

A sports fan who roots for teams from different cities, especially teams with culturally/geographically opposing fan bases. Best examples: somebody who is a Dodgers and 49ers fan; somebody who roots for the Lakers and the Cowboys.
My boy Hector is low key weird. He likes the Dodgers and the 49ers. He’s a straight LEVA FAN!
by $treetwi$e March 24, 2024
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Fan fu

Fan is a person that is very smart. He likes to give copies of anything if you give him money. He likes girls not boys.
No one:
Fan: Anyone want copies for $2 says Fan fu
by Wikipediaforyou April 9, 2019
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casual NBA fan

You.
You are a casual NBA fan that knows nothing about the sport of Basketball.
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Shit hit the fan

"When the shit hits the fan" is the vulgar and more satisfying term for a situation that suddenly gets messy. It gives you an idea of just how messy a situation by comparing it to being in a small room when a handful of loose feces are launched into the spinning fan blades.
1: When that silly old bitch pranged John's prized Mercedes in the parking lot and then tried to take off, shit really hit the fan. I though he was gonna kill her.

2: Where's our fucking money?! You better have it, or the shit is gonna hit the fan, believe you me!!

3: I lost everything back in 2008 when the shit hit the fan. Just like a lot of people.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 February 26, 2020
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redsox fan

The most pile of trash team you can possibly think about. They have obnoxious fans who are a disgrace to the planet due to their lack of baseball knowledge, and smell like complete and utter shit. It's the type of team you would say, "oh hey? Is that guy wearing a redsox jersey? What a fuckin douche!" Any time you see the redsox, you would want to grab the nearest sharp object, forcefully shove it through your eyeballs, then shove it up your ass until you start leaking anal blood however make sure to catch it so you can drink it and die of choking on the anal blood.
Jimbo is a redsox fan. He watches and roots vehemently for the redsox every day. His friend Hubert calls him a fuckface for watching such a pile of garbage. Jimbo cries in his pillow like the pussy bitch he is for rooting for the redsox. Don't be like Jimbo. Be like Hubert.
by IdkWhat2Type July 24, 2019
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