Douche-bag

Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confused with douche.
An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.
Also is a scientific name for schmuck who rolls up in public with a haircut from the 1970’s and a camouflage coat thinking he looks like a movie star.

When Keith aka Kirby rolls up in public with a haircut from the 1970’s and a camouflage coat thinking he looks like a movie star in all reality has an over-inflated sense of self-worth douche-bag.

by NMT77 February 16, 2017

Douche Canoe

An expression used to describe someone who is extremely stupid and infuriating.

1. Molly: My boyfriend was pressuring me into sex last night.

Shannon: What a douche canoe!

2. Ethan: My mom is being a douche canoe, she won’t let me smoke pot in my room.

by Thomanthan Bosley September 29, 2020

Douche Bonger

Someone who smokes enough grass in their lifetime to feed a horse for a few years.

(insert name of choice here), don't be a douche bonger.

by Dufe February 24, 2010

douche baggerary

When someone (a show off, asshole, "douche bag") displays signs of being a douche bag.

"Look at that guy in that truck, he's sticking his foot out the open window. That is the most retarded display of douche baggerary that I've ever seen!"

"That retard is prone to douche baggerary"

by gimmeurtots72 February 7, 2010

Douche Nozzle

To be a creator of douches or to be the god of douche bags as well as being completely full of themselves. Only a select few have been able to claim this title.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear, Greg is dating his ex-girlfriend's best friend?

Guy 2: Yeah, hes really a douche nozzle.

by MasterofSkyrim November 14, 2011

Douch-face

A male so egotistical and narcissistic that he oozes douchiness. Likes being pushed around by women. Constantly trying to "get some". Stay away at all costs.

Did you hear what that Douch-face did? He cheated on his girlfriend.

by Good Wife January 19, 2013

Crooked douche

An individual who far surpasses typical douchery. Usually shifty and shady in behavior. One who usually is emotional less and insensitive to others feelings. They are often also irrational and downright mean.

Yo Jaime your a crooked douche!

by EB1234 November 15, 2013