Teddy bear Asshole

A person who is overly candid, but means to do no harm.

One who angers others with their views or opinions, but would never become violent or angry themselves.

Someone who is outspoken, but harmless.
"John always makes people angry with his political views, but he is just a teddy bear asshole."

"beth comes across like a jerk, but she is really harmless...nothing but a teddy bear asshole.
by Jambo Truthbomb July 25, 2011
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Kenyan Rizzly Bear

A man with immense Rizz when in pursuit of an attractive Kenyan Female
Jamal - "Azil and Tiwalade are a pair of Kenyan Rizzly Bears"
by Halal Jamal December 05, 2022
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airborne honey bear

The act of blowing your load on a flight attendant, yelling "TASTE THE HONEY"
Blake was giving my sister an airborne honey bear the other night. It was pretty sweet.
by RainbowTrout69 November 09, 2014
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Phrase used as a verb. The use of mammals of the family Ursidae, (commonly known as bears) to cause a person death through violent acts primarily directed towards the face.
"Have you heard what happened to Sally?" "Yeah. Tragic. I heard she got murdered in the face with bears."
by KilleR R0b0T February 16, 2010
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teddy bears arm

A large lump of excrement,possibly left in the pot overnight,giving it a furry appearence around the edges
i went to perform my morning ablutions and imagine my surprise when i discovered someone had left ateddy bears arm in my toilet.
by Chris Ord August 31, 2006
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Southern bear clamp

When you are getting head and your entire package is slipped into the mouth and bitten down on with full force from the lover. To witch it would feel as if a bear has clamped your package.
Last night I recieved a southern bear clamp.
by Sabooboo March 15, 2008
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