Knife Job

A knife job is when a girl takes a lot of knifes or swords and literally tares her pussy apart. Also some guys will do this to a lot of girls and turn them into a hoe floor.

Tim was giving Calysta a knife job yesterday. Damn her pussy is torn apart.

by Homieslice of the Negro September 3, 2016

Wall Job

The sexually act of slamming your erected penis into a wall until the point of bleeding. Your partner must then suck you off until your penis stops bleeding.

As I sat in bed i got so aroused that I realized I must have a wall job.

by The Creator of Jobs December 1, 2016

Clown job

A group of clowns circle-jerking on to a crying kid.

John was forever traumatized by the clown job he had as a child.

by Monikr December 2, 2017

big job

An mtg phrase that used to be used when something highly improbable happened. Now it has been basterdized, and is used way to much.

Fluctuator beat landstill? Big Job!

by Clavio May 1, 2005

italian job

A special job where you take a huge rigotoni and put it on the dick, then pour sauce and SUCK. Very Very tasty

by The Master..........454- June 24, 2003

Knee Job

This occurs usually in a loud bar. A male approaches a female he is interested in and proceeds to rub his crotch against her knee as he comes in to talk to her. Usually used to display sexual prowess and vigor.

Amy: Wow did you see that freak try for a knee job? He's creepy and I don't like his suit.
Sean: Man this chick wanted me so bad she gave me a knee job.

by Derooger September 20, 2013

Top Job

When at a big party remove the lid to the toilet's resivoir and take a dump in it or a wizz. When the toilet gets flushed pee or shitty water will just fill up the toilet bowl again.

"This dude we know was a jerk, so at a party at his house I gave him a top job"

by prof z March 3, 2008