your mom

some times used for roast

your mom is so stupid...

by XLE1829 December 11, 2018

Your Mom

A very fat, ugly, hairy dude that is many things and is the legit answer to everything.

Your Mom is so fat....

by xXx_YourDad_xXx February 3, 2020

Your mom

A. the person who raised you

B. The person who left you on the door step of the orphanage

C. My drug dealer

D. The most clevor come back of all time...(sarcasm)

Can you ask your mom if she has my cocaine that I need to buy

by The old lady at the orphanage February 10, 2014

your mom

Is a raging homosexual.
She told me last night when I attempted to bang her.

Whose that raging homosexual?

Your mom

by yourmom(ha ah) May 2, 2011

Your mom

Your mom is a fucking dick

Dude, your mom!

by RAIL ME HARDER March 5, 2022

Your mom

That fat hoe in the kitchen always taking bites out of your pop-tarts

"Wheres your mom?"
"In the kitchen baken my pop-tarts."
"Can I have a bite?"
"NO!"

by _ThatDonaldTrumpyBoi_ December 17, 2018

Your mom

Gay

A human being:your mom is gay
Someone with a mother that is not gay:no u

by JacrispyFriedChicken July 2, 2018