I could buy you and sell you

i could have you but i dont want you, someone telling you that u are either not wanted, unattractive, that u too dont have good chemestry? in all the definitions above it is, a SHUTDOWN, sorry u obscenely unfortunate little person.

¿hey mike wanna go to the movies on saturday?
Biatch! i could buy you and sell you! (giggles, cool-ly, with friends)

by gillian April 30, 2004

Rawr X3 Nuzzles Pounces On You UwU You So Warm

A Furry Copypasta filled with shit that weebs post on the internet.

Weeb: "Rawr X3 Nuzzles Pounces On You UwU You So Warm"
Person: "Ew what the fuck get away from me go to Gacha Life or something you shithole!"

by doodleldood February 21, 2022

once you go black you go deaf

white girls fucking black guys in the ear

" Alyssa was fucking T Shawn Dog in the ear " said Demetri
" I told her once you go black you go deaf "

by Tom Stein hates jews and arabs February 19, 2009

Once you go metal you won't want to settle

It's the future of sex. Sex with hot robots. They feel surprisingly soft, but can turn tough and durable during battle mode. It's based on smart metal. It's a metal that's already under development, but will be fully developed in the future. It's a metal that can change material properties at will(they could get soft, smooth and squishy like normal or wet human body tissue, but get tough like steel during dangerous situations and battling). Girl sex bots. Sex-bots.

Dude 1: I like Jenny XJ9.
Dude 2: Well. Once you go metal you won't want to settle!

by HawaiianPunch1 September 2, 2013

Once you go black you become a Single mom

When a white women decided to become sexually and or romantically involved with a Black male and she becomes pregnant. The Black male typically ditches the pregnant white women making her a single mother.

Miles- Hanna I wouldnt date Damian.
Donna- Why not he seems nice.
Miles- Hanna once you go black you become a single mom.
Donna- Thats the last thing I need in my life.
Miles- what is that?
Donna- A cribmidget.

Miles- I gotcha

by Leroy McLevine June 10, 2011

Once you go metal you won't want to settle

Once you go metal you won't want to settle means that, once you have sex with a robot, you won't want to settle for less. I'll take a gynoid robot over a human anytime! It seems that definitions like this don't get published because the Urban Dictionary is being run by rebublicans. REBUBLICANS! Examples of this are futurama and also fans of MLaaTR.

Fry:*doing lucy liu robot.*
Bender: What are you doing to that robot?
Fry: Hey! Once you go metal you won't want to settle.
Dude1:*Doing hot Jenny Wakeman robot*
Jenny Wakeman: Oh! You're soo good!
Dude1:I can't stop. This is way too good!

*5 hours later.*
Dude1 (still grinding the gynoid robot): Once you go metal you won't want to settle. Oh yes! Uh! Oh!

by TheCoolMeme November 4, 2012

what can you do when you live in a shoe?

What can you do when you live in a shoe? Save up your loot and move to a boot.

What can you do when you live in a shoe? Save up your loot and move to a boot.

by N. Way March 31, 2020