writing in your journal

a substitution for the word masturbation so you can talk about it in polite company without arousing suspicion.
Writing in your journal is a very stress relieving activity.
I need some private time to write in my journal.
I like it when my girlfriend comes over because we can write in each other's journal.
by journal-writer86 November 18, 2011
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Jim from creative writing

Jim from creative writing is that one person in your life that you talk to and does not know when you are clearly not interested in what they are talking about but keeps talking anyway. No matter how many clues you try to give
Friend #1: "Hey how did your date go last night?"
Friend #2 "Terrible, it was like I was on a date with Jim from creative writing"
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did I write all this

Did I write all this on the internet in 2024 they are all bad ppl a
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Are You Writing a Book?

Used in annoyance to point out that someone is being inquisitive to an extremely irritating degree.
"Dude, why do you ask so many questions? Are you writing a book?"
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imagine being this bored. Go do something productive you grasshopper.

also please urban dictionary edits please let this go thru, most of yall editors are broing as fuck.
Someone: what should i write in the search bar?
Other someone: no.
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Black-Monitor Writing

Free-writing by turning off the monitor of the computer and typing your stream of consciousness in order to eliminate criticism as you write.
by Perspiciens November 21, 2008
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Writing a paragraph

To be chiefing through copious amounts of ones dab pen.

To be burning the candle through the night.

The link here is between a dab "pen" and a standard pen, which is (normally) used to write.
The metaphor continues as a normal pen may be used to write a paragraph, which is why to this day we say Writing a paragraph.
Friend 1: Takes back to back to back to back... to back rips of the pen followed by a double ripski to cap it off.
Friend 2: Man that guy is writing a paragraph.
Friend 3: Totally
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