worm hands

When a guy masturbates and doesn't wash his hands after

Joe: Yo, be careful shaking Kyles hands...
Jeremy: Why?
Joe: He just came out of the bathroom, probably has worm hands!

by JogginForBoolean April 21, 2017

surfing the worm

A very underrated sex position that involves a female (or male, I'm not sexist.) riding a man's penis like a surf board. Possibly causing a penile fracture.

What's your favorite position? Mine's surfing the worm.
My penis looked like a bent straw after she surfed my worm.

by WormSurfer1987 November 25, 2017

slimy worm

When a guy takes a numbing agent so his dick doesn't get hard and fucks his girl

"Man he slimy wormed me so hard last night"

by King Shemale May 23, 2016

Gone to worms

Not very good any more.

Hyrule city has gone to worms, everyone is a zombie!

by etianen August 29, 2020

Worm Cult

The superior cult to the Baby Cult
Is in a war with the babies
will kill them all

The Worm Cult is WAY better than the Baby Cult!

by fuzzy wyrm October 19, 2020

pocket worm

Another name for male genitalia

You are such a pocket worm!

by Tom/Dewster/Kat/Brin May 10, 2022

Christmas worm

A fat Schlong with a Christmas hat on.

This year I’m gonna give my friend my Christmas worm

by Mickey_____ December 19, 2021