The one official day of the week dedicated to drinking wine. After all, there is Tequila Tuesday, Weed Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, Fucked up Friday, and Shit faced Saturday and Sunday. Monday needs love too! We all know that Monday is the one hated day of the week, so why not make it a fun day as well because we all know no one is raging on Monday (unless you alcoholics out there are being sneaky (;), so let's get casually fucked up. Plus, wine in moderation is good for you and can prevent heart diseases, Trader Joe's sells two buck chuck, and fancy wine glasses are seriously the best. NOMSSSSS
Bob: Aw fuck dude, it's Sunday I have work at eight tomorrow.
Joe: Is coooool, tomorrow's WINE MONDAY!
Bob: Woooooo can't wait to rageeeeeee after work doe
Joe: Is coooool, tomorrow's WINE MONDAY!
Bob: Woooooo can't wait to rageeeeeee after work doe
by sharkattacks December 29, 2013
Get the Wine Mondaymug. When Madonna and Cardi B take interest in something new and profess their enormous knowledge on the subject across social media, triggering a chain phenomena. This results in household interest causing household members to take interest in the topic and express their new found interest by meeting with others who are now too newly interested. This results in social gatherings that include wine drinking. Laughs on the topic take place by these novices on the subject and they say to each other during the experience “Pass the wine” in a nonchalant manner.
Saturn and Jupiter come close together and a celebrity posts about it. Next thing everyone’s sisters and mothers are posting and talking about it and telescopes on Amazon hit all time sells. Now this groups of people gather together and pop open a bottle of wine. Next thing they are giggling and talking about how the event reflects on their life situation. Then one says: “Ohhh pass the wine” while giggling.
by CryoCrew December 22, 2020
Get the Pass the winemug. The act of sneezing after or during wine consumption. End result is splatter the shade of Merlot on your person or a friend.
by WineRanger June 13, 2014
Get the wine sneezemug. A pretentious name for a Corkscrew used by sycophants, and miscreants and those simply seeking to call attention to a simple corkscrew.
My friend could not open a bottle of wine because he couldn't find the Wine Key. So I used a corkscrew and opened it.
by MrTrumpetfromupstatenewyork December 21, 2010
Get the Wine Keymug. Somebody who seems so great at first, but then the truth comes out that they are nothing but bad for you
Person 1: "I think I am going to ask that girl out over there..."
Person 2: "Don't do it, she's nothing but poisoned wine."
Person 2: "Don't do it, she's nothing but poisoned wine."
by 23dmdn January 20, 2023
Get the poisoned winemug. A potent mixture of the cheapest available cask wine (medium or dry white wine are the most commonly selected), combined with your choice of energy drink. A 50/50 mixture of wine and 'power' is the norm, but this can be adjusted according to present need.
"We need to get more Red Bull to go with this cask wine to make power wine!"
"I had too many power wines last night and peaked too early"
"(Name), stop bogarting the power wine you cunt!"
"I had too many power wines last night and peaked too early"
"(Name), stop bogarting the power wine you cunt!"
by Base Up January 2, 2012
Get the Power Winemug. "After last night I had way too much alcohol so tonight I'm just having the bovine wine."
"What the hell is that?"
"You know, 'moo juice'..... milk"
"What the hell is that?"
"You know, 'moo juice'..... milk"
by MrMagnesium January 5, 2014
Get the bovine winemug.