wifey card 

A Women whom wants to be a wife one day. Dreams of marrying her ideal husband who's Tall, Athletic, Handsome and Romantic in every way. Live in a big house and have beautiful kids but she's neither cooks or bakes on a regular basis.

Man. Can you make me a Fudge German Chocolate cake.

Charmaine. If I read the instruction on the box I'm sure I can make a chocolate cake for you.
Man. Charmaine I'm have to take away your Wifey card until you learn how to cook and bake.

wifey card by Doit4thevine November 18, 2014

whiffy jiffy

Cocaine.

Dude, I can't believe she did all the yayo! It' s one thing to buy blow and share it and someone who can do all the whiffy jiffy in one night by themselves is demented!

whiffy jiffy by Miss Butter May 2, 2016

wifey soulmate 

Wifey soulmate is a girls best girlfriend. The one that they would spend the rest of there life with if they couldn't find a man. They are the one that tear down your walls, they bring out your trap queen confidence!

Hey thanks for always being there for me, helping me through everything and making me a better person. You are my wifey soulmate

wifey soulmate by Chevy7713 July 30, 2016

wifeytastic

Feeling happy to be his wife or girlfriend

I woke up to his good morning text and it had me feeling wifeytastic all day.

wifeytastic by Coastiewife May 19, 2016

wifeyish 

When she has potentials of being a future wifey.

Damn she so fine she was looking real wifeyish at the party last night.

wifeyish by Vonnie February 7, 2017

wiffany

WIffany is the most beautiful smart girl and a lovable person they can be very funny they are really good at draw any boy want a wiffany to be there girl friend cause they are unique if u have a friend that is a wiffany hold on to her she is the best she will have ur back at all times unless u are close to her or u are her family members she will beat any ones ass for u if she have to 😘❤️💜💍and they have a beautiful smile that u will fall in love with 😍 they have lots of strength and loves to play sports and they have the most beautiful body

Who that girl who has a beautiful smile and body and laugh that’s a wiffany

wiffany by Starlina28 May 15, 2018

WiFry

The suspected damage done to your neural network within your brain due to the use of wi-fi.
Data has surfaced that wi-fi can cause cancer clusters and in some schools have been removed.
The new 5G network is rumored to be able to fry your brain.

Amelie says "people used to use their brains before WiFry melted them, like french potato chips.
Dolph says " Why Fry ?
Amelie says "oh, never mind, you don't even have Wifi at the Australian cannabis university".

WiFry by australiancannabisuniversity May 9, 2019