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Donkey Whisperer

The art of complete and utter bullshit when talking to a jackass
Sarah was outraged when she didn't understand why her bill was so high, so they called in Tony, the Donkey Whisperer, to calm her down. She left with a smile.
by Donkey_punchin32 December 19, 2019
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carefree whisper.

whispering without care,telling the secret openly
she told her friend secretly in her ear about her boyfriend but everyone siting there heard the secret because of her, "carefree whisper." which was easily audible by others
by anonymous April 2, 2010
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buddy-whisperer

One who's thirst has allowed him/her transcended the level of mortals and can sense the shape and size of dicks.
I saw that dudes bulge and knew exactly how big he was. Trust me on this i'm a buddy-whisperer
by Jahwatcher May 15, 2015
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Silent Whisper

A hot steam or serious wind that blows out of a woman's vagina. It only comes around once in a while and when it does, a man must fight for his life to get as far away from it as possible because, as the legends say, a man who walks through a Silent Whisper gas cloud can die from the gas's destructive chemical reaction to testosterone.
Hey man, can I crash at your place for a few days? My girl just got the Silent Whisper and I can't be in the house until it blows over.
by Boy Wilson June 15, 2018
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whispering wizard

a small smoking device that when smoked allows the faint voice of the old whispering wizard to guide you in your every day life.
simon: yo matthew get the whispering wizard involved!
matthew: ahhhhhh the whispering wizard!
simon: dude, whats he saying?
whispering wizard: hello boys ooooooohhh be careful for cars!
simon and eades: NICE!
by simon the snake eater February 28, 2009
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Shit whisperer

A plumber or someone who works in a related occupation such as effluent or waste management.
I had a blocked toilet so I rang the shit whisperer and he came over and fixed it.
by Write Stuff December 21, 2010
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clam whisperer

One who enjoys eating pussy.

A pussy connoisseur. A carpet muncher. A box specialist.
Jose really enjoys going down on Karmen...he is a god damn clam whisperer.
by Clamydoo May 25, 2016
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