Wipe and wash

The act of wiping ur ass, and then washing your hands

Friend: Are you almost done in there?
Me: Yea I just need to wipe and wash

by Beyonslang January 20, 2018

Skank wash

That hasty pre-sex sink wash.

Just let me have a skank wash and I'll meet you in the bedroom.

by Lucothefish November 26, 2009

wash that puss

A loving way for a mother to tell her daughter that her pussy smells.

Addie, you need to wash that puss. You will feel better when you do!

by jag3dc June 6, 2018

Bloke wash

instead of washing properly, just spraying excessive amounts of deodorant in an attempt to smell fresh and ready to go.

Mick- Quick let go, we've got some chicks to meet,
Paddy- dammit i haven't showered yet and i stink
Mick- no worries- heres my deodorant, -just have a BLOKE WASH and we'll get moving!

by pubstarz July 17, 2009

Ninja wash

The act of cleaning, drying and putting away something so quickly in succession, it appears to the onlookers as if you never even used the utensil at all, thus having the speed of a ninja, or chuck norris.

Chad: Yo Pete did you get any food?
Pete: Yeah! I finished already.
Chad: Then wheres your plate? I don't see it in front of you
Pete: Dan just took it.
Chad: I just checked the kitchen there's no dirty plates...
Pete: He must've done a ninja wash.

by Daanyal June 6, 2010

Pig Wash

Someone who is disgusting or repulsive; someone who is not worth your time.

"Oh look, there he is"
"He is PIG WASH, I don't have time for that!"

by ThatDactylChick February 13, 2012

wolken wash

when you pull your pants down and fart into a towl,or cloth of somesort and proceed to cover it over someone's face.

dude did you guys see that mervin just got a wolken wash.

by Brandon dogg May 24, 2005