Wal-mart Stares

When two people intimately in love are staring at each other in Wal-mart.
Remember when I kissed you on the cheek?
That was sweet.

Remember when I kissed you on the cheek?
I enjoyed that.
It was when we felt the Wal-mart Stares.
Jennifer, I love you so so much!
And when you kissed me, I was bubbling inside with happiness.
I love you.

by Tide Detergent January 16, 2008

Wal-Mart Syndrome

A condition developed after shopping at Wal-Mart. You start getting ridiculed by family, friends and even strangers for being one of those weird people who shop at Wal-Mart. It can also lead to bullying for school kids.

Billy must have Wal-Mart Syndrome. All the kids at school are making fun of him because I got his clothing from Wal-Mart.

by Azion March 31, 2015

Wal-Mart Win

When a major market pro-sport team wins a championship over a minor market team, utilizing obvious favor from the league and officiating. The league pursues "Wal-Mart Wins" so it can sell cheap licensed gear to the hapless fanbase at Wal-Mart and derive tremendous profits.

"Woohoo the Steelers just won the Super Bowl!"
"Calm down dude it was a Wal-Mart Win. You're a corporate pawn."

by aJayBoulder February 1, 2009

Wal-Mart Hurricane

When a person is a fan and supporter of the University of Miami Football team but has no affiliation to the University.

Mike is always going to UM games but he graduated from FIU. He is such a Wal-Mart Hurricane.

by LordBlackwood April 22, 2018

Wal mart ad

The Wal Mart ad telling black guys they are kings limits them to be one kind of black guy, when really there are all kinds of black guys. Some are kings, some are jesters, some are soldiers, some are workers, some are troubadours, some are artists or poets, some are athletes, some are farmers, and the list goes on, just like any other group of people.

The one who made the Wal Mart ad telling back guys they are kings most likely wasn't black (or male). The one who benefits the most from it most likely isn't black (or male).

by Solid Mantis March 26, 2021

Wal-mart Mad

Is when your in Wak - Mart and the persion you went to Wal- Mart with pissses you off so bad you want to hold everyone in Wal--Mart hostage, have a 6hr stand off with police.,then commit death by cop .

I went through my bf phone while he wss sleeping, and when he woke up he was definatly Wal-Mart mad .⁰#

by ✨️☠️☠️Hacker1 May 7, 2025

Ghetto Wal Mart

The Wal Mart that has all the best movies, potato chips, kool-aid, Cheapest Alcohol and Sugar. One aisle just for food stamps, express aisle in case someone is running from the police and needed to stop there for a minute. Instead of Subway there is a roscoes chicken and waffles, and a currency exchange. There are usually 18 registers but only 3 cashiers working. The rest of the cashiers are giving you the look like "you better not get in my aisle". Then when you go through and pay they don't speak or say thank-you. In fact they roll their eyes and seem mad that you even came.

Hey make sure you put on your bullet proof vest before you go to the Ghetto Wal Mart to get the bread.

by Monie Luv June 27, 2008