A strange sub-species of humans, predominantly female. Almost always found wearing a puka shell necklace, multiple scrunchies, a tube top, and shoes like crocs, vans, or Birkenstocks. Wild vsco girls will almost always be caught carrying a hydroflask. If you were to witness a vsco girl drop a hydroflask, you would notice the strange call of distress you would hear; and I oop-. If you hear this, beware, because this call almost always attracts more vsco girls. However, the most dangerous aspect of this odd species is their unique and headache-inducing mating call. If you are approached by a vsco girl who proceeds to vocalize this: sksksksksksksksksksksksksk
My best advice for you is to run.
I also do not recommend attempting to tame said vsco girl, as this will surely result in death or serious injury. Vsco girls are pack animals, so you will likely spot them in large groups. Be respectful of groups of vsco girls, and do not attempt to hunt them. Scientists predict that vsco girls will become an endangered species by June 2020.
My best advice for you is to run.
I also do not recommend attempting to tame said vsco girl, as this will surely result in death or serious injury. Vsco girls are pack animals, so you will likely spot them in large groups. Be respectful of groups of vsco girls, and do not attempt to hunt them. Scientists predict that vsco girls will become an endangered species by June 2020.
Girl: yesterday Zoe dropped her hydro flask and said and I oop-
Girl 2- oh my gosh she's a vsco girl, be careful around her
Girl 2- oh my gosh she's a vsco girl, be careful around her
by Superbasicwhitegirl September 22, 2019
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They wear scrunchies, shell necklaces, anklets, friendship bracelets and carry hydroflasks.
Oh and don’t forget the metal straw to save the turtles and the crocs or Birkenstocks.
They often say “and I oop” and say “sksksksksksksks” instead of laughing normally
They wear scrunchies, shell necklaces, anklets, friendship bracelets and carry hydroflasks.
Oh and don’t forget the metal straw to save the turtles and the crocs or Birkenstocks.
They often say “and I oop” and say “sksksksksksksks” instead of laughing normally
“Look there’s Abbie and Hannah, the vsco girls.She always wears that she’ll necklace and has at least 3 scrunchies on her wrist”
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Get the Vsco girls mug.those basic bitches, mostly freshman, who claim their messy buns are effortless, with an additional four scrunchies on their wrists with no intention of putting them in their hair, tube tops, shell necklaces, birkenstocks, and, of course, and oversized hydro flask because #stayhydrated. Can be identified as well from hearing constant “and i oops” and “skskskskssksksk”
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Get the VSCO Girl mug.2 skinny white bitches so bored they made a company to support the turtles and the second friend was like if they can fit plastic straws up their ass they can fit a medal one to straws don’t go up your mother fucking god damn nose considering that the 2 white girly bitches probably thrown some Starbucks out the window to
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“I finger myself with medal straws and suck dick out of a Tasmanian devils asscrack”
VSCO girl 2”I now have a dick made of medal and I’m packed in snacks and don't know I can refill a plastic bottle and reuse a plastic straw
“I finger myself with medal straws and suck dick out of a Tasmanian devils asscrack”
VSCO girl 2”I now have a dick made of medal and I’m packed in snacks and don't know I can refill a plastic bottle and reuse a plastic straw
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