voice machine

A top secret, highly advanced recording device is is used in chat rooms to obtain knowledge to aid in national security. This secret technology was trusted to Special Agent Dick Johnson (code name Destroyer) who can't seem to figure out how to operate the Voice Machine. Only time will tell if he will be able to complete his secret mission. It is a matter of national security and a failed mission could mean the collapse of our government as we know it. We at the SSGA (Super Secret Government Agency) really wish Special Agent Johnson would get his shit together and figure out how to use the Voice Machine. He is a really nice guy and we made this advanced technology very simple to use, just for him, but he is still having difficulty operating it. And NO Special Agent Johnson, it doesn't work if you say Christmas in the Voice Machine.

Does it work if I say Christmas, in the Voice Machine?

by Speech December 19, 2018

semen voice

Disease state characterized by raspy, high-pitched voice that usually occurs after a night of heavy drinking.

After drinking 12 beers last night, Larry had a raging case of semen voice and no one could understand what he was saying.

by cjbetti July 8, 2018

Head voice

Inner monologue voice you use to talk to yourself.

I don’t know why but my head voice has always been Morgan Freeman’s plangent speech pattern.

by DoomFather July 15, 2018

Voice of God

Ben

Ben , bless my ears with the voice of God

by Hahawydrn August 6, 2018

top voice

The tone of voice that a lesbian or gay person uses who are considered tops. Used when needed to assert authority.

My coworker would not follow my direction, so I used my top voice to relate the seriousness of what I was directing him to do.

by Hotdog Xanasabar July 30, 2019

Voice Chum

When you’re voice chatting on discord, and that one dude everyone hates is eating chips or screaming into the mic.

Christopher: EAT MY ASSSSS
Dan: We’re gonna ban you, Chris.
Christopher: Why?
Dan: Because you’re being a voice chum

by bitchhhhh69 April 8, 2019

voice texter

Someone who is over the age of 40, uses the term “millennial” overtly, and whines about technology constantly.

My dad is a voice texter, because he is unaware that he looks like a twat in public talking into his phone saying “period” every time he needs to end a sentence.

by fuckdenmark April 21, 2019