Vag-a-loon

When a male or female blows into another females vagina, than she simply pushes all the air out of her vagina, and the sound of her queef while running around the room to act like a balloon flying freely threw the room after being released.

Guy 1: "Dude, Wanda totally did a vag-a-loon for me last night. I was laughing so hard I about pissed me self."

Guy 2: "bahaha oh hell naw dawg"

by That odd chick April 20, 2014

Vag Tax

When a woman expects goods and/or services in exchange for the sexual activities she gives to her partner; simply getting sexual favours in return for hers is not enough - she feels she's entitled to more.

Chantu charges vag tax - she demanded her boyfriend buy her a new ring because she blows him regularly.

by Rated PG August 24, 2019

vag nugget

An annoying whore

Annoying person* "Blah Blah Blah"
Me* "Shut up you vag nugget"
-Tyler ( I made this up in the car )

by Iam_tdaddy January 29, 2021

vag-fi

A built-in feature of vaginas. Causes the vaginas of two women who spend a lot of time together to sync up and begin their periods at the same time.

Guy1: Well, my girlfriend started her period yesterday.
Guy2: No way, so did mine! They hang out a lot, right?
Guy1: Yeah, they must have vag-fi or something.

by Pterodactyl Lover October 7, 2010

Vag-ined

When your friend is whipped by a girl and he is not even getting any at all.

Tommy told us bro's before hoe's but he's always with his hoe..that dude is vag-ined.

by the dudeski October 18, 2008

Vag holder

on females!! the part of your leg that gets fatter before your vagina (inner thigh)

that bitches vag holder is fatter then my dick

by bennyfucker July 12, 2009

vag bald

A woman with little to no “down there hair”

“ Is it normal for a girl my age to be vag bald?”

by Thid November 27, 2017