by DICTIONARY 420 September 9, 2019
Get the VSCO Girlmug. those basic bitches, mostly freshman, who claim their messy buns are effortless, with an additional four scrunchies on their wrists with no intention of putting them in their hair, tube tops, shell necklaces, birkenstocks, and, of course, and oversized hydro flask because #stayhydrated. Can be identified as well from hearing constant “and i oops” and “skskskskssksksk”
by truthhurtslol August 17, 2019
Get the Vsco Girlmug. A strange sub-species of humans, predominantly female. Almost always found wearing a puka shell necklace, multiple scrunchies, a tube top, and shoes like crocs, vans, or Birkenstocks. Wild vsco girls will almost always be caught carrying a hydroflask. If you were to witness a vsco girl drop a hydroflask, you would notice the strange call of distress you would hear; and I oop-. If you hear this, beware, because this call almost always attracts more vsco girls. However, the most dangerous aspect of this odd species is their unique and headache-inducing mating call. If you are approached by a vsco girl who proceeds to vocalize this: sksksksksksksksksksksksksk
My best advice for you is to run.
I also do not recommend attempting to tame said vsco girl, as this will surely result in death or serious injury. Vsco girls are pack animals, so you will likely spot them in large groups. Be respectful of groups of vsco girls, and do not attempt to hunt them. Scientists predict that vsco girls will become an endangered species by June 2020.
My best advice for you is to run.
I also do not recommend attempting to tame said vsco girl, as this will surely result in death or serious injury. Vsco girls are pack animals, so you will likely spot them in large groups. Be respectful of groups of vsco girls, and do not attempt to hunt them. Scientists predict that vsco girls will become an endangered species by June 2020.
Girl: yesterday Zoe dropped her hydro flask and said and I oop-
Girl 2- oh my gosh she's a vsco girl, be careful around her
Girl 2- oh my gosh she's a vsco girl, be careful around her
by Superbasicwhitegirl September 22, 2019
Get the Vsco girlmug. A STUPID BITCH WHO PISSES PEOPLE OFF. vsco girls will usually have all of the following:
•hydroflask
•shell choker
•scrunchies
•a bad attitude
And will constantly say sksksks and I oop-
WARNING: do not approach a vsco girl, they have mind powers and will turn you into one
•hydroflask
•shell choker
•scrunchies
•a bad attitude
And will constantly say sksksks and I oop-
WARNING: do not approach a vsco girl, they have mind powers and will turn you into one
Vsco girl: omg Veronica is that a new scrunching?! Sksksksks
Veronica: yes, sksksks
Vsco girl: and I oop-
Veronica: yes, sksksks
Vsco girl: and I oop-
by Fried pasta on a Sunday night August 21, 2019
Get the Vsco girlmug. based off the vsco app but it’s basically a style now some people say there annoying but i reckon their bae. things they have/do: say and i oop sksksksk, have metal straws to SaVe ThE tUrTleS, hydroflasks, shell necklace, friendship braclets, oversized tees, nike shorts, crocs, birks, vans and kanken bags.
by yo 1234 September 7, 2019
Get the vsco girlmug. 2 skinny white bitches so bored they made a company to support the turtles and the second friend was like if they can fit plastic straws up their ass they can fit a medal one to straws don’t go up your mother fucking god damn nose considering that the 2 white girly bitches probably thrown some Starbucks out the window to
Their words
“I finger myself with medal straws and suck dick out of a Tasmanian devils asscrack”
VSCO girl 2”I now have a dick made of medal and I’m packed in snacks and don't know I can refill a plastic bottle and reuse a plastic straw
“I finger myself with medal straws and suck dick out of a Tasmanian devils asscrack”
VSCO girl 2”I now have a dick made of medal and I’m packed in snacks and don't know I can refill a plastic bottle and reuse a plastic straw
by Dibshit asscrack November 23, 2019
Get the VSCO girlmug. A girl who wears white Vans or Nikes, oversized shirts, cannot live without a scrunchie and has a hydro flask to finish the look. She says "sksksksksksk" and "and i OOP-" as much as she can, and is obsessed with Billie Elish and claims to know everything about depression.
by Codename-Delta August 15, 2019
Get the VSCO Girlmug.