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Upside Down Pony Pole

Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.
"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"
by Glazedroofhomie December 17, 2022
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Upside Down Show

When you're on the receiving end of the Blow Job, and you lay her on her back and have her head hang off the edge. This move causes you to rub her thought more and smack your balls on her face.
"Yo dude, I gave Brittny the Upside Down Show last night"
"Man, you had to mess her up"
by MtB January 29, 2020
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Upside-Down Land

An imaginary land where everything and everyone is upside down, now proved to be a place called "𝘈𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘢"
"Oy mate! Have ya been tew Upside-Down land?
by The BRITISH© Dictionary November 21, 2023
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Upside down Icicle

The upside down icicle is the hypothetical pint from a very specific pub in Pembrokeshire located in the (redacted) valley.

It is defined as a pint you could receive in the winter with a sharp icicle placed sharp side up in the pint concealed by the beer.

This is hypothetically used for when you’re being a bit of a cünt I said (redacted) valley pub.
You better stop being an assħole boi bach or she’ll give you an upside down icicle.
by The_Unlawful_Octopus November 18, 2025
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Upside Down Blajowski

The result of a male specimen hanging from the season while a female is shitting while sucking dick.
P1: Heard you got your dick sucked while you were on the ceiling

P2: Oh, nothing but a measly Upside Down Blajowski
by Dicksucker583 February 26, 2022
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upside down crock-pot

Heather's favorite sex position is the upside down crock-pot.
by Eloshia July 19, 2017
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Upside-down Unicorn

Referring to a male or male parts.
Person: Hello upside-down unicorn
Random male: what?
Person: you are a male so I define you as such
by Makingthingsreal August 13, 2016
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