Magic Underwear (Mormon Garments)

Garments are clothing that Mormons (better stated as members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, or LDS) wear to remind them of who they are. Just as a clergy would wear robes, Mormons believe garments are sacred and used to remind them of the commitments they have to their Father in Heaven. Instead of being an outward expression, as a clergy robe, it is an inward expression of their commitment. They don't believe it gives them magic powers, or wards off evil spirits. Garments, to Mormons, have a deep meaning of their personal commitment to God and their Commitment to follow Christ.

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Magic Underwear (Mormon Garments)

by Just to Clarify April 8, 2011

Undercarriage

If you are a little pudgy, your gut may sag down when doing push ups or copulating. This can be particularly unattractive as during vigorous sex, it may swing from side to side, back and forth, much like a metronome. In extreme cases, the folds of fat, or female breasts, may slap together making a sound not dissimilar to the sound of a sealion performing for food at shows at many zoos. This noise is known as flap or tat slapping.

"Dude, I was fucking Cindy in the ass"
"Awesome dude! How was it?"
"Great, but her undercarriage was swinging around, almost knocked me off balance"
"Eww. Sick dude"

by jizzmong hunter August 22, 2009

Underwear

the stuff that hangs out of ur pants if ur cool

guys sag their pants to show their underwear

by MR August 1, 2003

skidded up hulk underwear

underwear with the hulk on it that has shit streaks running down the underwear and his legs

hey man you no anthony lingle i swear i looked up his shorts and i seen some skidded up hulk underwear.

by Daniel shaw May 20, 2008

Underbabe

A girl, under the age of consent, who is extraordinarily good looking.

Brian: Those girls are hott
Rick: Ya but they look like they're still in high school
Brian: Total underbabes

by Sinful Godfearing Drunk April 30, 2011

hot pink underwear

A person who talks way too much.
Not many people like her because she never has anything important to say.

That hot pink underwear bitch is such a hoe.

by billerz January 27, 2007

underbeard

the secret for quiz bowl success.

We would have never won that tournament if it weren't for that underbeard.

by Moon2E February 12, 2010