Twitter

The area of skin, located on a women between the twat and the shitter.

I tried to finger her but was so drunk I just ended up stroking her twitter

by The Pitch Doctor September 26, 2012

twitter

One of the most writer un-friendly websites out there. Designed for talking trash. The thought police will block you if you make remarks that are beyond hostile or touch a nerve that goes into the realm of slamming pedophiles as Jared Fogle and Ian Watkins of Lostprophets were on the receiving end of a hashtag reaming.

I've seen what Darren McKeeman pulled after he was fired from Gothic.net, still enraged that his photo in a tux was used as urinal cake and photographed the aftermath. He up and created a fake twitter account of me and seen other fake accounts pop up as well.

by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018

Twitter

the only blog were i didn't understand what the fuck was going on!

I have folowers called Tom Cruise!
What the hell??????
Is twitter a gay porn site for stars?

by nz555 September 28, 2009

Twitter

To engage in sexual intercourse or other sexual activity between 1 or more people.

Dude: Were you just twittering yourself in there?
Dude2: Hell no, I had twitter with your mom.

There is nothing hotter then two girls twittering.

by Unit7 May 27, 2009

twitter

A short skinny stick with a feather a the end of it. Used for womans/mens pleasure. Made to tickle the insides.

''Hey babe do you bring the twitter i want a laugh.''

''I couldnt go all the way with the twitter because i kept laughing."

by Neonick12 December 29, 2010

Twitter

The body part between the females twat and shitter

I went down on Subo last night and I swear tae fuck a got ma teeth stuck in the tuft a hair protruding out her sweaty twitter!

by FuckinNawMateDeffosNoAGrass December 24, 2016

twitter

A favorite pillow that lacks definition and firmness. Any pillow that is limp, or has feathers flying out of it. The opposite of Choate Waballoo; or fat, firm pillow.

Occasionaly; sexual deviants of impure nature refer to their pillows in this manner as if describing a girlfriend.

You suck. You snarfed all the choates and left me the twitters.

I get off on the choates...you seem to be turned on by the twitters. We're perfect for each other.

by Crazy Sven April 21, 2007