spasmatic monkey twitch

If that fool with the spasmatic monkey twitch were to shave, he'd slice his throat.
by micaela Krause October 29, 2007
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Twitch rival 7

Tommy-look Wilbur it is twitch rival 7!!!!!
Wilbur-POG!!!!
Tubbo-aye 7!!!
by Kazoo'sAreGr8 September 01, 2020
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Text-n-twitch

Attempting to drive and text at the same time... without much success.
You look over and see a car swerving aimlessly, and the driver is looking at his/her lap...

'Hah. That chick needs to practice. She's got a bad case of the text-n-twitch...'
by BIGmack101 May 18, 2009
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my dick twitched

Your DICK just twitched really hard, or after and ejaulation, it twitch.
Baby, my 2 inches dick just twitched
Baby, my dick twitched too.

Ass u see, they are gay, but nothing wrong with being gay
by I fuck for memes February 19, 2018
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Conveyor belt twitch

A nervous tic that develops when you play a platform computer game, usually due to having to repeat a routine move - which leads to you making mistakes. Specifically refers to a mis-timed jump on the conveyor belt in Micropower’s “Felix in the factory” on the Commodore 64.
Big Davey keeps mis-timing his jumps! He has a bad case of conveyor belt twitch!
by BBarnet November 06, 2019
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cathlic school twitch

When someone constantly bounces their leg. It got its name because people on catholic school are nervous that the nuns will slap them with a ruler so they bounce their leg.
Her leg is bouncing she must have the cathlic school twitch
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schrodinger's twitch staff

When Twitch makes a decision that literally no one asked for, then decides whether they were "doing a temporary experiment" or not based on whether the viewers approve or not.
Twitch: "Thank you for recent feedback regarding our ongoing embeds experiment. We wanted to confirm that this is a temporary experiment to improve our understanding of how viewers engage with embeds and ways in which we might make it easier to engage with creators' channels."
Viewers: "Kapp, another case of schrodinger's twitch staff OMEGALUL"
by tedi_spl January 31, 2021
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