Ass Trucker

Someone who be carryin' dat ass everywhere dey go and have dem guys be whistlin' and tryin' to get some of dat big ole booty meat.

Sheniqua didn't consider herself an ass trucker until Quantavious got a hard on math class and asked if he could stick his coefficient in her parenthesis.

by Static1432 November 12, 2009

Ticker

1. A person's heart (usually used when the heart is not healthy).
2. A wristwatch.

We have a history of bad tickers in my family. Uncle Larry died of a heart attack and so did Grandpa Ron.

I don't need a ticker anymore; I just use the clock on my cellphone.

by Bill Flynn November 24, 2005

trucker hat

a mesh netted hat that at one point in the early 2000's was a hot item in the hip-hop community, before being made incredibly queer to wear because of the likes of Ashton Kutcher and many fag teenagers from Orange County.

despite what popular opinion might think, the trucker hat trend did NOT get started by Ashton Kutcher. Pharrell Williams of the Neptunes/N.E.R.D. was sporting trucker hats way before Ashton did.

I loved my trucker hats till Asston Kutcher's queer booty-boofing self got ahold of one and sent rich white teenage suburbans into a trucker hat frenzy. Now they're all in my fireplace providing me with warmth.

by Gordo December 6, 2004

Blood is thicker than water

Original quote: "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb"
Original meaning: Today it means basically ,"family over everything and everyone". Originally it meant the opposite "the bond you have with true friends is stronger than any family relation.

Original: I will have a stronger bond with the men and women I served with at war than I could have with any family member . The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Today: blah blah family is all we have. Ya know blood is thicker than water.

by #and August 5, 2016

truckerfart

When a fat redneck trucker is driving his truck and he leans to the side and rips a MEGA trucker ass fart and gasses himself inside his own cab with it.

I'm a trucker, I gotta do a truckerfart.

by FlyEvolution March 15, 2004

Dirty Trucker

v. To masturbate to other motorists while driving.

Woman #1: What was that driver staring at?
Woman #2: I think he was pulling a dirty trucker.
Woman #1: What's that?
Woman #2: It's when you masturbate while driving.

by stronghands April 12, 2008

Tricket

A word used to trick foreigners into revealing that they can actually speak English.

American Dude: Can I please have a tricket?
Foreign Dignitary: Tricket isn't a real word jackass.
American Dude: I knew you could speak English!

by I Am Not Josh March 30, 2007