trafficy

The description of how the traffic is acting like traffic. However only really cool traffic professionals use such an incredible word

It's looking very trafficy out there today

by Fitty Trent January 15, 2016

Hallway Traffic Jam

When in a hallway, often in High School or Junior High, when at the end of the day or on the way to lunch when there is a tight jam in the hallway as everyone attempts to get to their locker, the cafeteria, etc.

"Dude! During the Hallway Traffic Jam today after the bell rang I think I felt some girl's boob!"

by ConnorDS97 January 11, 2012

alabama traffic cone

When a couple, typically a male and female, get together for sexy time, but one whips out a massive orange traffic cone. Shoving the end into an ass gape, the partner with it in their ass will receive all the vomit, piss, shit, the one injecting it in will give. They proceed to shit it all out on their partner's ass.

Darrel: Say bud, you didn't see my traffic cone around here, did ya?
Darrel's Son: N-no dad...

Linda, Darrel's Wife: Honey you know he and his girl doin' the alabama traffic cone.

by Arch Ytpetay May 5, 2021

Traffic Jam

Getting railed in the butt by 2+ men. (or women)

Sorry I was late for work, there was one hell of a traffic jam.

by TrollDeputy February 9, 2013

Traffic

.noun
The practice of making out with/sleeping with dubious quantities of men on a regular basis. Generally used in a derogatory sense. Asscoiated with Lolita-esq promiscuity.

Emily got tonsilitis 10 times this year?!?!!
Wow, she must be taking some serious traffic

by Chuck Boyyd December 10, 2010

Traffic Droid

Used to describe a disgruntled road user or pedestrian trying to lecture another road user how to use the road properly.

a Traffic Droid cyclist knocked on my window at a red light and said i was a little bit over the stop line and that i should "be more considerate to other people on the road"

by AC Original July 31, 2012

Human Traffic Cone

When two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park inbetween them

Guy 1: did you see the Human Traffic Cone?

Guy 2: Hellz ya i got that shit in one try

by Concon125 December 14, 2010