Spooky toot

When you're so scared that you pass gas because of it

The movie was so scary I had a spooky toot

by jarsh87 May 21, 2015

Toot cake

To knee someone in the butt two times on each cheek with each knee in a jumping motion while saying "toot cake"

Yooo, this bitch got toot caked!!!

by Timbob jr. August 15, 2023

Tit toot

A line of cocaine or other similar powder drug snorted off of a breast

Hey baby. Want a tit toot?

by satanburns August 30, 2018

cooter toot

The Disney way of describing a pussy fart.

During sex she let out a little cooter toot.

by Datam December 10, 2016

Zoot toot

Blowing a line of cocaine up your butt, instead of snorting it.

Marc gave John a big, fat zoot toot for his birthday. John fucking loved it.

by LastUnicornSamurai September 09, 2020

toot the turd

Toot the turd is a popular Australian car game played by tooting the car horn and waving when you spot a self conscious dog owner picking up a steaming dog turd. This unwanted attention will heighten the poo bagers embarrassment and may even result in them offering you an expressive hand gesture in response.

Max loved playing toot the turd, however the game didn’t seem quite so amusing once she had her own dog.

by Smooax September 05, 2020

snootle toot

Common insult in the north meaning goat nose fart.

You there! Snootle toot!

by five finger fingering April 18, 2016