Zoot toot

Blowing a line of cocaine up your butt, instead of snorting it.

Marc gave John a big, fat zoot toot for his birthday. John fucking loved it.

by LastUnicornSamurai September 9, 2020

Tuna Toot

An extremely smelly queef

"Omg Tina tuna tooted lastnight and it smelled horrible"

by Andrewtate101 April 13, 2023

Uku Toots

A talented stoner with an iq of 150.

He is a genius, must be an Uku Toots

by Candystiis May 31, 2022

snootle toot

Common insult in the north meaning goat nose fart.

You there! Snootle toot!

by five finger fingering June 6, 2016

toot the turd

Toot the turd is a popular Australian car game played by tooting the car horn and waving when you spot a self conscious dog owner picking up a steaming dog turd. This unwanted attention will heighten the poo bagers embarrassment and may even result in them offering you an expressive hand gesture in response.

Max loved playing toot the turd, however the game didn’t seem quite so amusing once she had her own dog.

by Smooax September 4, 2020

jizz toot

when you cum in a girls ass while doing anal and as you pull out she farts thus making a jizz toot.

Bro you wont believe it, she jizz tooted last night.

by anonymous February 10, 2023

Spooky toot

When you're so scared that you pass gas because of it

The movie was so scary I had a spooky toot

by jarsh87 May 22, 2015