Toot Fairy

When you squat over someone sleeping, spread your ass cheeks as far apart as they can go, and fart in the sleeping recipient’s face as they inhale.

I got into an argument with my girlfriend at dinner so I paid her a visit from the toot fairy.

by shabreazey March 7, 2026

Toot Toot

What you say to someone when they start spraying spit while screaming

When your bro stubbs his toe and starts spitting while screaming and you say “Toot Toot”

by Dingleberryking April 28, 2025

Poon toot

When a woman expels air from her vagina, a queef.

I was 69ing with a woman and she fired a poon toot down my throat

by BigRedMonster October 29, 2020

Choo choo toot toot

When a guy is on his hands and knees, and a girl is behind him licking his ass and pulling his dick down like a train horn while she says “toot toot” into his asshole.

Last night Karen got drunk and took me by surprise with a wet choo choo toot toot. She sure is a good train conductor.

by Chokesondicks July 14, 2019

rooty toot insecure mother fucker

This is a person, man or woman who walks around like they are the shit. This person is an overblown braggart who believes in themselves like some people believe in God. This person is recognized by exaggerated stateliness; and oh so pretentious in speech and manner.

Here comes Dominic again, "sigh" man that guy is one rooty toot insecure mother fucker!

See that chick with the HotGirl license plate? She really believes in her own importance to the male race. Gross!!!

by charlesjamesonIV November 13, 2011

Atomic Toot

A silent and seemingly minute fart that is instantanously smelt as soom as it leaves your buttcheeks. It has a lingering essence to it that can usually be smelled from clear across the room, house or classroom.

Dudette 1- "I was in Math yeterday and let an Atomic Toot loose, so bad, the class uproared in an EWWWww!" She wispered to her friend.
Dudette 2-"Remember how I got into that accident the other day?"
Dudette 1-"Yea, I remember. The one with your Mom." she replied.
Dudette 2-"Well, I let an Atomic Toot out so ferocious that it 'Did' Knock my Mom out!"

by Daravouchi October 11, 2013

Tater Toot

A tater toot is a fart that smells of french fries or tater tots. These will frequently transpire shortly after eating said food items. They are kind of deceptive because their potency sneaks up on you. At first, they are only mildly offensive but after you get a good whiff they tend to knock you over.

Damn! Who let that tater toot?!

by Bob Tate September 12, 2017