tomato-vegan

A tomato-vegan is someone that doesn't eat tomatoes and never will.

Riley: Girl I had like 15 tomatoes today

Grace: *Gasps*

Riley: What?

Grace I'm a tomato-vegan!

Riley: What the hell is that supposed to mean?!

Grace: I DON'T EAT TOMATOES!!! #StopTomatoCruelty

#Tomato-Vegan
Hashtag...

Riley: OK I GET IT! I'm sorry. I will never eat Tomatoes again.

Grace: OK. *hugs*

by YandereAf May 12, 2016

bob the tomato

a tomato who just caught you si(mp)nning

uh oh bob the tomato just you sinning

by I changed my naMe Again November 6, 2020

auto tomato

something a dumb bitch would say. frick you.

i love auto tomato

by poopoostankstank February 18, 2021

carved tomato

a gaping butthole

ew i hate girls with a carved tomato

by poopoostankstank February 18, 2021

Virginia tomato

When you have sex with a girl on her period untill your balls are coated in blood and then tea bag her

Him: Dude, I gave my girl a Virginia tomato last night.

Me: that's nasty dude.

by Hachetman86 February 25, 2021

Tomatoe head

The word "Tomato Head" is a great word to call someone if they act like a selfish ignorant lying pig. It is a nice way to tell someone that you absolutely despise them....oh, and Kim Taehyung is so pretty

Jimmy! Stop being such a tomatoe head!! That's why your dad left you.

by Taehyungs Cute<3 March 19, 2021

Jamaican tomato

Weed, that is specifically in a bowl or pipe.

I’m just going to go home and have a Jamaican tomato

by RaTheGod March 25, 2021