Toasty

Toasty is the bestest friend you could get in the world i swear. He is the bomb. You know what..No he isnt just going to be a best friend. He is like going to be a whole family in one person and you would love him for a fact. A Toasty is a perfect way to talk about anything!!!!! They are FUNNNYY AS HELL. Suportive. always there for you. doesn't and won't take bullshit for a exuse or any of that. He is the type of friend that you could spend years with and never get tierd of :) So if you had him as a brother or something (rare) :D Go and get one!

Toasty is awesome I wanna be on his team

by So Close to the Toasty January 21, 2020

Toasty

The feeling you get after hitting your bowl a few times.

>Dude, I'm high as fuck, wby?

>I'm feeling toasty.

by yermahm May 1, 2018

Toastie

When a man doesn't have time to shave so he burns his pubes in the hopes of getting a blow job

I was in a rush and wanted some head so I asked if I could order a Toastie

by siggremlin June 3, 2019

toasty gristle

When you're making bacon naked and you stick your cock on the gristle making it nice and toasty and bloody and engaging in intimate anal sexual activity.

I was feeling frisky while cooking with bae so we performed the toasty gristle.

by Lil Peabody January 26, 2015

Toasty

Being high as fuck

“Im so toasty.”

“Me too man.”

by Basee March 3, 2019

Toasty Bag

A sexual move in which the female starts with the male's testicles in her mouth. The male then urinates into her left nostril. The urine travels through her nasal passage and into her mouth, thus causing the girl to gag and release the testicles. The male punches the female in the stomach using his right hand, causing the urine and some mucus to spray out of her mouth, warming the genitals of the male.

"Are you going to give me a toasty bag later on?"

by kikikikiks January 20, 2019

Toasty

A toaster stroodle without the sweet sauce, for it is replaced with cum and is slapped violently at a velocity where it fractures the skull and cum goes everywhere, leaving a tasty, hot, cummy mess for Toast to clean.

"Dude, Viper enjoyed that Toasty last night."
"Did Toast clean it up?"
"Of course, he enjoyed the cum part mainly"

by Spidercaxe June 1, 2023