Polynesian Piano

A graceful and endearing term for a slot machine, in relation to its Polynesian player.

Oh my g! Let’s have a go at the Polynesian piano, and play some slaps!

by Composited June 24, 2023

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Piano

Practising piano skill on a human body under a intoxicated condition

Daryl was playing piano with the girl we all don’t know well.

by Fall In June 16, 2023

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The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish version of Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.

"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"

by FishPianoTheorem November 22, 2024

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Jewish Piano

Usually a till, used to describe or is a metaphor for stingy Jews

Hold on, let me pull out my Jewish Piano, Ka-Ching Ka-Ching Ka-Ching, go catch the coins!

by monkeydust1234 January 22, 2025

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Piano Failures

When you wanna quit Piano Lessons but your mom says no so you secretly hire a "Piano Failure" to slowly help you lose your skill until its physically impossible to play the Piano so your mom lets you quit.

I want a Piano Failures

by Tannon+Eli February 14, 2022

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