Piano wire noose

Where the people that made the counselor most likely got the idea to make a bolito device, a machine that speeds up a decapitation by wire.

Hangman- We're gonna kill ya slow with this...

Condemned- A piano wire noose? Won't that decapitate me?

Hangman- Sometimes. What's more likely to happen is the wire slowly cuts into the neck, severing the major arteries and creating a spectatucular display of carnage. We're gonna hang you from a meat hook and film it, you're gonna be on TV.

Condemned- Wait a minute, I thought I was gonna get a rope like the others, that's fucked up.

Hangman- Hahahahaha.

by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022

Milk is playing the piano

A thing you might accidentally say instead of saying someone is playing the piano

Person 1: milk is playing the piano.
Person 2: do you mean your dog?

by potvaliant cloud June 21, 2024

Mastro's Piano Bar

An over-the-pants hand job given by an older woman at the Mastro's Piano Bar in Beverly Hills.

Holy shit, did you hear Jim got a Mastro's Piano Bar from that cougar on Saturday night!?

by John Henry Cabbott May 3, 2021

iced piano teachers

When you go to the online piano office hours and morning balsers appear eating iced starburst with evenings

Gang have u been. to any iced piano teachers? type shit

by funnypiano July 15, 2024

Electric Piano

The electric piano is an iconic sound of the decade of the 1980s. Introduced by the Yamaha DX7 in May 1983, the electric piano has revolutionized music of various genres, from pop and synthpop to piano ballads to soundscapes.

After hooking up the DX7 to the external MIDI sequencer on Anvil Studio, the musician selected the electric piano sound and customized its six sinusoidal frequencies.

by StormCloud6562 July 22, 2019

The Piano Notes Gc

A super cool harry potter twitter stan groupchat where a bunch of crazy ass girls simp for every character in harry potter, till they cry over how much they want to start a life with them 😋

“omg do you know who the piano notes gc is?”

“no, who tf are they?”

“trust me, you don’t want to know.. they are crazy ass bitches”

by rynnlovesyou November 11, 2020

Piano

It's piano with a "" what did you expect.

It's called,"Piano". Bi_ch

by LimeCraze January 7, 2024