Turd flirting occurs when you have a massive dooker on-deck but you're still trying to push out those last few, extra stinky farts. You know...the farts that have to pass around the turd log before they escape from your anus?
Dude 1: I totally shit my pants yesterday. I was turd flirting , pushed a little too hard and rocketed a shit-log right into my shorts.
Dude 2: Bummer
Dude 1: Tell me about it...
Dude 2: Bummer
Dude 1: Tell me about it...
by Moose-balls January 29, 2017
Nerd flirting is when two nerds decide that they have being a nerd in common and they think it's hilarious so they giggle and laugh like idiots..then...they realize that they may be in love and they see their future flash in front of their eyes where their nerd babies are nerd flirting with other nerd babies and it's just a vicious cycle for us that aren't nerds...but for them...it's true love. And then the flash forward ends and they realize that their just nerds and they continue doing computer stuff and talking about comic books and "cool" music that isn't mainstream but it's really good and you should hear it..
I think he almost climaxed when she mentioned her anime collection. Nerd flirting is disgusting and should be banned from the public.
by One of the Cool Ones February 21, 2013
Alonzo: I think im in love with you.
Harmony: Stop! .. wait. I think i love you too
Alonzo: Are you messy flirting with me?
Harmony: Yes *wink*
Harmony: Stop! .. wait. I think i love you too
Alonzo: Are you messy flirting with me?
Harmony: Yes *wink*
by clared April 24, 2006
(Term created in South side Chicago) A flirt bitch is someone who is on the other end of someone that constantly flirts with them. A flirt-bitch usually enjoys the flirting. The person who flirts may or may not have any actual intension of pursuing the other person.
"Oh my gosh Annie you and Derrick are so cute! Are you guys going out?"
"No."
"Why not? He really seems to like you. He's always flirting with you."
"That's because I'm just his flirt-bitch."
"No."
"Why not? He really seems to like you. He's always flirting with you."
"That's because I'm just his flirt-bitch."
by Emma.D February 16, 2012
when a dude wont leave you alone and keeps making pointless conversation with you, when all you wanna do is get away from him and fuck with some bitches.
by Kyle Keeslot October 29, 2007
flirting over the internet, either on AIM, through Myspace, or Facebook. Some are in a league of their own in terms of e-flirtation. It can easily substitute meeting people in real life. Set up everything before, just execute in real life. perfected by orindians.
girlsomint: hi im a girl!
brruh: hi lets date!
girlsomint: you are such an e-flirt! but im down. 2 hrs. library parking lot. l8
brruh: hi lets date!
girlsomint: you are such an e-flirt! but im down. 2 hrs. library parking lot. l8
by Zakary Kent Dychtwald February 09, 2007
When I flirt squirt a girl, her pants immediately come off and we have passionate, post flirt squirt sex.
by Flirty McSquirty October 14, 2011