shrimp season

When it’s so cold your dick goes small e.g. winter time is shrimp season

“Aye bro you got a small dick”
“Nah g trust me it’s just shrimp season”

by Kdawggydawgdawg March 14, 2021

jimbo shrimp

When you take a shit longer than your forearm.

I just took the biggest jimbo shrimp of my life, it slid right down the drain!

by Hajakakwjwbdhdjdjjej January 19, 2019

Pound the shrimp

To choke the chicken, especially when modestly endowed.

Me, I just like to pound the shrimp.

by VinceV August 21, 2015

Shrimp Nips

Extraordinarily tiny nipples; most commonly found on women.

"She had some enormous fucking titties, but those shrimp nips were a real dick deflator."

by Shrimp Father May 16, 2019

Shrimp Work

a funnier and different name for the korean netflix show "squid game"

- What's on Disney Minus today?

- Wait a second this isn't squid game...this is Shrimp work!

by newwordsperday October 20, 2021

Shrimp Money

When a shrimp molted and his new shell is looking fresh.

Damn, did you see Funk Shrimps new shell? He got that shrimp Money!

by Funk Shrimp April 12, 2023

shrimp pudding

tha act of sucking a guys penis and spitting it into his asshole with a straw

the other day this bitch gave me a shrimp pudding

by lauraxTABB July 26, 2009