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Tinder-oni

A freak you meet off a website similar to Tinder
She was cool...but the Tinder-oni you saw me with last weekend was better.
by @YoListenTho July 5, 2018
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Tinder shift

The shift in quality between a girl's tinder profile pics, and what she looks like in real life.
I was very keen on Sarah until the tinder shift took effect and what showed up at the bar to meet me was unrecognisable.
by THE FRIDIOT August 25, 2014
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Tinder Goggles

An effect similar to Beer Goggles, in which your increased level of hornyness results in you lowering your standards of attraction when using Tinder. The result is usually a post-orgasm you recoiling in horror when you discover who you would have potentially slept with had you continued on your current path.
I was super ready to go over to this guy's house and "watch a movie" before I rubbed one out and realized he is a mailman with a missing front tooth. Whew, Tinder Goggles almost got me again.
by Tinder McTinder October 16, 2017
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Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

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Tinder

U gotta be such a sad, lonely, depressed person to go on this
I'm gonna commit suicide dude
No Don't, Just go on tinder, it'll cheer you up!
by Sammymmm1 March 7, 2022
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Tinder husband

A tinder husband is someone who you really like, shown genuine interest, but would never truly wed.
I met my tinder husband last night - we both swiped right!
by TakYttiK May 3, 2020
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tinder tits

Hoes that be on tinder just to fuck
Check out tinder tits

She fucks on the first swipe
by 81L0Wlife December 19, 2016
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