tinder police

When you find your bro’s girl on tinder so you play tinder police and expose that dumb broad.

Me: Hey bro last night I turned on the speed burner and was swiping and found your bitch on tinder. So I decided to catch her and play tinder police!
James: Really bro? I know I should’ve took my pop tarts and ran from that fucking grenade.

by YungTBagger January 13, 2023

Tinder Hands

A tinder god
With big hands. To hold things. If that helps

Tinder Hands
I use my big hands to hold things, if that helps.

e.g. My hands are so big i finger girls til they bleed

by bighands19989898 January 10, 2017

Tinder Surprise

A tinder surprise is when you match with someone on tinder and their first message is an unsolicited dick pic/pussy pic. Like a kinder surprise except instead of a toy you get unwanted genetalia

Yo i matched with this awesome girl on tinder but i got a tinder surprise.

by Seantc16 August 12, 2017

tinder complex

A person who has the looks and knows what there perfect life looks like but has no aspersions or goals to help them get to there dream and rely on a hand out from there dream date to get control of there life

That chicks personality screams tinder complex

by Danny Duncan 69 December 22, 2023

tinder tits

Hoes that be on tinder just to fuck

Check out tinder tits

She fucks on the first swipe

by 81L0Wlife December 19, 2016

Tinder Whale

Typical fat girl who is on tinder trying to slob on your knob.

Tom: Joey you need some pussy
Joey: Yeah I'll probably just hit up a tinder whale

by Wildcard_5_ March 5, 2019

Tinder husband

A tinder husband is someone who you really like, shown genuine interest, but would never truly wed.

I met my tinder husband last night - we both swiped right!

by TakYttiK May 3, 2020