Tinder

The slowest sort algorithm.

"How should we compile this years list of applicants? We have two hundred thousand. Sort by highest GPA first?"
"No, just tinder them. It's slow but it's the most effective. Trust the gut, yknow."

by tesserackt December 20, 2024

tinder bruise

One who obtains bruises from tinder fucks. A term used to describe the evidence of a tinder slut.

She'd have tinder bruises for sure, slut.

by Jye Na November 23, 2014

tinder sloot

Another term for tinder slut

Hey bro, how was your tinder sloot last night.

Let me just say, it was worth messaging her.

by Beigben69 January 25, 2016

Tinder Slip

When you're using the online dating apps, and you forget about the hot one you may actually have a shot with, because you get barraged by average candidates flirting with you.

Dude, I totally forgot about the hot, bourbon-drinking tall brunette with big tits in the Village, because I got like ten new matches in a row who know just how to kiss my ass. My Tinder Slip lasted 3 days....now she's gone forvever!

by Ekenned1 December 14, 2022

tinder balls

When your tinder date doesn't go as planned and you're left with blue balls

Tinder date was good but left me with tinder balls.

by asly8 July 1, 2018

tinder bachelor

The act of putting a moment on tinder asking for a girl to accompany you somewhere, especially a formal or funeral, and agree to multiple women coming (preferably more than four) and then line them up out the front of the venue, and give a corsage to one of them, mimicking the television show the Bachelor.

Trimmer: Hey, bro who you taking to formal
Bruce: I don't know yet, probably just gonna do a tinder bachelor
Dunphy: Yeah good op, I'm chucking the same

by FlyDude January 7, 2016

tinderizing

Bending the truth on Tinder to soften someone up and give a better impression of yourself.

"Sorry I took so long to write back bro. I was tinderizing this girl before our date later. I was telling her that I work out EVERY SINGLE DAY. LOL.

by eyas76 July 23, 2018