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Fat Thompson

When you take a skank home from the bar, and stick the largest hot dog you can find in her ass, then fill her vagina with ketchup, mustard, and relish… Voilá!!! You’ve given her the fat Thompson!!!
Yeah, I took this chick home from the bar, and gave her a FAT THOMPSON! Good thing I had some condiments!
by Beach Bum Bob February 24, 2024
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Millie Thompson

Ugly fat bitch that is so fat and dirty she can’t get her own boyfriend so she goes after Poppy’s boyfriends even though no boy would even look twice at her she’s an absolute state. Has loads of std’s as well.
by Lmao_lmao December 19, 2017
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Hugo Thompson

Hugo Thompson is an in the closet homosexual, who insits on calling himself "h-man" when no one else will he has a serious addiction to viagra that will cause him to act like a deviant with no control
you need to stop using before you become a hugo thompson
by chizzlesticks420 May 3, 2022
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Brian Thompsoned

The phrase “to be Brian Thompsoned” has become cultural shorthand for situations where someone faces extreme consequences, such as targeted violence, due to their role in controversial decisions or systemic failings. This development stems from the late Brian Thompson’s position as the CEO of UnitedHealthcare, an organization often criticized for its role in the U.S. healthcare system.

Key Contexts for the Phrase:
1. Corporate Accountability.
2. Public Outrage.
3. Targeting of Public Figures.
4. Systemic Criticism.

Cultural Implications:

The emergence of such terms often speaks to collective frustrations with institutional failures. By using “Brian Thompsoned,” people may be commenting on how public anger, whether justified or extreme, can manifest against individuals seen as representatives of systemic problems.
A: What! Can you believe that judge ruled against the Onion in the infowars auction?

B: No way! That judge should be Brian Thompsoned.
by Ashcanwin December 11, 2024
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Thompsoned

I was Thompsoned and now I dont get to see all my friends.
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Freddy Thompson

an act where you pretend to be unaware of the presence of a certain person you claim to be cool with, it's a forbidden art passed down by the great Freddy Thompson himself that has been put into practice by the great fiends of Salinas, California. The stronger the ego the stronger the Freddy Thompson will be regardless of the distance between the Freddy Thompson and the Freddy Thompson'd.
Uriel: oh look it's Natasha

Natasha: *activates the Freddy Thompson by walking right by him not acknowledging his existence whatsoever*

Uriel: Big 'Ol Freddy Thompson!!!
by BrothaLoaf August 18, 2016
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