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Jack

An absolute cunt with fat burger nipples

He has a special saying too:
"Im definitely gonna fuck mollie tonight"
"You dont want to be like jack... jack is a cunt"
by Pu55y5layer August 12, 2017
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Jack

Jack is a beast at everything. Despite his loud personality he is watching one person quietly. He has the sexiest eyes in the whole world. He always has his earbuds in and has the most insane taste in music. Jack is likely to play the sax, lets be honest. He walks like a true chad. Jack is power hungry and worthy of said power. He will will never be late. And is definitely judging you but he wont let you know it. He says what he wants you to know. And is a master of spay cheese chugging.
Jack is the fucking bomb, he just gave my gerbal open heart surgery.
by De Chello Manwell October 4, 2019
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Jack

He is an absolute fortnite sweater, he will crank 90's on you one pump you in the face and start screaming CLAPPED YOU
Ben: Oh i just got destroyed in fortnite
Peyton: Oh yeah that's Jack
Jack: CLAPPED YOU XD
by asdry April 19, 2020
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Jack

A Jack is the peak of human evolution. It will become the top of the food chain of a ecosystem simply by being in the presence of other living beings. It is the true embodiment of a memelord. It has memes so exotic you but just by looking in the general direction of them. In short it is god. It is as said before Pëäk Human evolution.
by Phillip high velocity January 16, 2019
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Jack

Jack is a nice man and is very positive and always has great vibes, unless you make him triggered, if you do, i would RUN.
Jack is usually known for having the greatest eyes, and is the most charming man you will ever meet.
Hunter: Wow that Jack sure is amazing
Alex: yeah I lucky to be friends with him!
Gabe: Man he's Great, I love Jack
Some girl: man I wish he was my friend.
by CriticalCheezitStudios September 18, 2018
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Jack

Equally respects all women, although tends to gravitate towards the bustier of women. Extremely handsome, wears to his left, decently sized dong-but what can he say "it gets the job done".
Jack is the donger lord.
by jackrabbit358 October 18, 2017
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Jack

Jack has a huge dick
by I love jack he’s the best September 2, 2018
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