Our meal was interrupted as the herd of Buffet Whales entered the restaurant.
We we're surprised there was any food left after the buffet whale left the restaurant.
We we're surprised there was any food left after the buffet whale left the restaurant.
by Camel Toe Bunchalotta October 5, 2012
Get the Buffet Whalemug. The lure of the orca; when two people make a conquest of a morbidly obese member of the opposite sex by "harpooning" them
After consuming the bucket of KFC and her diet coke, Tonya was ensnared by Jeff and Dave and revived a thorough whale harping.
by Snarkyhex December 31, 2014
Get the whale harpmug. (Salesperson One): Dude, Jim only has two companies in his pipeline, wtf?!?
(Salesperson Two): I know, but they're both whales and it looks like one is closing soon. Jim is a true whale hunter.
(Salesperson Two): I know, but they're both whales and it looks like one is closing soon. Jim is a true whale hunter.
by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Get the Whale Huntermug. by PatsFan January 11, 2007
Get the Whale's Vaginamug. 
Usually referring to an African-American female's vagina. The pink vaginal lips against a dark-skinned back drop resemble a cut or slit that a whale may encounter from a run-in with a boat, poacher, etc.
Did you see that sister at the party last night? Her shorts were so high I could see her whale slit.
by Jimmy Drama August 17, 2008
Get the Whale Slitmug. Dead Whaling started in San Antonio, Texas, and has been compared to a spastic version of Planking or The Worm. To successfully do the Dead Whale, one must lay down on their stomach with their hands by their sides and begin a series of spastic seizure-like motions using the chest to gain lift.
Concerned Citizen: "OMG! Is that boy having a seizure!?"
Person Filming: "No you moron, he's doing the Dead Whale!"
Person Filming: "No you moron, he's doing the Dead Whale!"
by Diabeto CISA August 2, 2011
Get the Dead Whalemug.