by nigawitagun June 26, 2015
Get the dick seekmug. by thursday sssssShark February 27, 2023
Get the seekmug. A giant amorphous dollop of black sludge with several eyes. It can take the form of many things, such as hands, smaller piles of sludge with arms, giant leaping worms, and humanoid shapes.
Loves to stare at people, ruin paintings, crawl through pipes, and flood dams. Tends to have beef with queens and has a thing for chasing people. Also able to infect different creatures by covering them in its own slime, and will stop at nothing to claim who it wants.
Loves to stare at people, ruin paintings, crawl through pipes, and flood dams. Tends to have beef with queens and has a thing for chasing people. Also able to infect different creatures by covering them in its own slime, and will stop at nothing to claim who it wants.
by phanderzz June 3, 2025
Get the Seekmug. 
Someone instigating a whirlwind romance and entering into marriage with a hapless victim for the express intent of gaining citizenship in the victim's country. Whereas a gold-digger needs to be in the same location as their victim, passport-seeking missiles can lock on to targets in the US from as far away as the APAC region via Internet dating.
Tyler: Wow, Kiki just divorced Norbert... they'd only been together a few years.
Conrad: Yeah... I tried to warn him but he didn't want to listen and married a passport-seeking missile!
Conrad: Yeah... I tried to warn him but he didn't want to listen and married a passport-seeking missile!
by <LeIgHthaL> December 30, 2022
Get the Passport-seeking missilemug. it's a variable of hide and seek, but every time you find someone, you kiss them. You ask someone if they want to play when you want to make out with them.
by aliciaisjustbored November 25, 2023
Get the american hide and seekmug. by BigAl78 June 15, 2022
Get the Heat seeking womb ferretmug.