Blew the rooster

A complete and utter idiot move of which there is no mistaking, even more embarrassing due to the stupidity behind it.

Can you believe Stan? He really blew the rooster on that one.

He didn't just fuck up, he blew the rooster.

by Soapy Johnson September 23, 2010

rooster early

a way to describe a something very in the morning, such as a rooster when it crows (referring to actual morning not to the night)

Man I'm so tired, I woke up rooster early.

by Aqwarb Talarb January 20, 2010

Rooster Neck

A regular ass, BASIC ass, bitch.

You trying to treat me like one of these rooster neck ass hoes Trey

by GHOA5T August 6, 2019

imperial rooster

noun; a person who is the ring leader or the big cheese a person who peforms well in all they do

He is the imperial rooster at the track

by dirtracer8080 August 20, 2012

Rabid rooster

An angry Cock that is over-dosed on viagra and will not settle down. It is also a very contagious std that will burn holes in a female's vagina. THERE IS NO CURE.

Pride: Brian had such a rabid rooster.

Monkee: oh I know, it was amazing.

by blackwidow July 29, 2012

Rooster Brick

An asshole who spends every waking moment of their time preventing others from engaging in the act of sexual intercourse!

see cockblock

That fuckin' Rooster brick busted in the room again, pissed my girlfriend off, so I'm jacking off once again!

by demon291000 December 23, 2010

trap rooster

Any male with a body count consisting of 85% of the dope whores n puddle sluts in the 3 surrounding counties. He has no standards other than warm n breathing. Thinks he is cock of the walk. Normally found couch surfing or living out of a car. Usually a narcissist that believes all women want his dick n he shoulda been a pornstar. Has to have a bag of dope to pay the whores to just to b around n can't get hard without it.

Martin, Rock n Tater all trying to be trap rooster #1...I can see the feathers flying already.

by anonymous February 2, 2021