Someone with little to no understanding of basic human anatomy, let alone the functionality of most things for that matter. Will often ask you to engage with bizarre hypothetical situations.
Riley: Apparently, your eyes are supposed to adjust in the dark?
Anon: That's why your pupils expand, Riley.
Anon: That's why your pupils expand, Riley.
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