Further advanced sexual technique where the male in either a hetro or homosexual pairing, piss fucks the recipient up the ass, throws up into his hand and then rubs the sick into the recipients face.
It gives the experience of a night out at bad seafood restaurant without having to spend any money.
It gives the experience of a night out at bad seafood restaurant without having to spend any money.
Dave: "Shall we go to the new seafood restaurant on the shore?"
Matt:"Nah, we can just cut to the chase with a quick Nasty Oyster"
Matt:"Nah, we can just cut to the chase with a quick Nasty Oyster"
by Dr Bajashooze August 22, 2011
An advanced form of the scissors sex position between two women that have severely enlarged meat curtains.
Person #1: "did you hear those weird slapping/suction noises last night?"
Person #2:"oh that was just the lesbians next door oyster-shucking"
Person #2:"oh that was just the lesbians next door oyster-shucking"
by TurtleLovin October 31, 2023
I was pearling the oyster while hitting it from the back.
by Woodworks July 08, 2015
by Emf October 31, 2006
by AJ Elk January 10, 2012
Vagina. Probably needs a wash. Can cause cholera, dysentery, or elaborate and grotesque mutations. Having sex with it is not recommended.
by ButtCreamAl May 14, 2019
by Smartypanties07 December 28, 2017