mount stupid

A steep and often crowded mountain surrounded by the desert of ignorance and the valley of despair and very far after the forest of wisdom

He's trying to look clever, still hanging around mount stupid in life

by crl__ October 16, 2021

Mount Vesuvius

When you shotgun a red bull or monster energy drink during the act of masterbation

The last time I was yachakin' I tried a Mount Vesuvius

by Ballsdeep07 May 2, 2018

mount olive

Where people think owning a jeep is a personality trait. This sophmore group think they are the shit for being friends with a guatemalan refugee who was held back and will be turning 18 next year. They also post photos of other people’s boyfriends and have no personality they have to steal the junior classes.

You moved to Mount Olive? Go back to where you came from.

by soccerfifacup117 May 27, 2020

Mount Puji

An enormous colon-print sufficiently voluminous so as to create an island of feces in the commode. Adding to the pain of the inescapable burn of the high-friction exit, seconds after said mountain is created, the crafter is further penalized by the extreme stench that accompanies the exposed fecal surface area.

After an insane night of drinking, I often create a Mount Puji.

by James M Bryan March 26, 2013

Mount Pooji

Like the Japanese mountain that has much of its base below water with only it's crest visible on land, Mount Pooji is when you take such a huge shit that it fills the entire bowl below the waterline and breaches the water like a majestic orca.

Jack: Sam what in holy hell did you do to my toilet, there was shit everywhere.

Sam: Made a Mount Pooji. You're welcome.

by MountainGoat6D9 May 2, 2021

Rocky Mounting

Rocky Mounting is when the man/woman with strapon/top puts on first one condom, followed by a large even spread of extra chunky peanut butter, only to be followed by yet another condom, so as to trap the chunky creamy treat inside of them. Then the phallically studded partner starts to consummate the loving act with or without added lube.

Last night me and the wife went Rocky Mounting.

That's a little much Dan.

Just saying.

by John Joshhanhashhaneaneanstien April 5, 2011

Mount Judd

The UKs number 1 tourist attraction Located in the beautiful town of nuneaton, many people travel abroad to see this amazing landmark

im going to mount judd today chris

ah have a sick one at the best hill in the world

by Timmy Tuncan January 2, 2021