Mosed

a sexy young man that can take anyones girl

Mosed is too sexy to define.

by Clarke200 November 25, 2021

mosely

Calm, pleasant, peaceful, but at the same time colourful and happy, often used to describe toddlers' TV.

Thomas the Tank Engine was such a mosely show.

by PonyTrainBoi February 20, 2018

Moses

The girlfriend of Vivi Cheung and is pro at Cubing

Moses has the best academic results in 1C, second best in form

by Fat duck pro May 31, 2023

Moses Daddy

When you first spread a girls legs before sex while she is on her period.

You are my moses daddy after spreading me in that horrific position

by Kickasskaleb July 6, 2017

Jolly moses

The sothern Illinois version of saying "holy shit". Usually said by 40+ yr old men with shaved heads often named R...o..b..b..i..e with "-ie" in the end not "-y". Work at banks or something like that.

Girl, she be like " 200 men in Illinois dont earn $10,282 a year...OMG!"

R..o..b..b..i..e, he be like "JOLLY MOSES!!..!..!" (he be throwing some candy at that girl.)

Jesus, he be like "HELLOOO!"

by jesus037 November 13, 2009

The Moses

Like Moses did in Exodus 10: 23, you must part her pussy lips like the Red sea and insert both heads (penis tip, and actual Head) at the same time. the goal is to eat her pussy like a freshly carved pumpkin and not cum in your eye at the same time.

OMG Jessica, Alex just pulled a Moses on me 30 minutes ago!!!

Yo dude, my girls was on her period so I thought The Moses was a Good Idea

by the pal thats an AL October 23, 2019

Moses of the spliff

The founder of the spiff followers, the name given to someone who provides the weed to the group

Thanks Jim your Moses of the spliff

by Spliff moses September 24, 2017