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matty

Loy is just superior to Matty in every way
by Loyisbetterthanmatty March 17, 2020
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Mattie Crim

very annoying and bratty. a psychopath that once pretended to poop her pants in the car, so she could run away at the gas station and made her mom chase after her. and also would leave her family at a cemetery with all of their luggage while her sister had to pee, even though she didn’t have her drivers license
you’re such a mattie. mattie crim is so bratty
by mamipoopoo February 11, 2020
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Mattie

Mattie has the fattest and biggest cock out of all the males. He is sexy and has big muscles with voluptuous balls, good for slapping against big butts. He is always kind and the best anyone can get.
Wow that guy is a real Mattie
by goatcatcher November 29, 2021
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Matti

Matti aka Mr Big Wood.
Have you heard about Matti? Yeah they say he’s hung.
by Mrbigwood November 23, 2021
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St Patty Matty

A term used to perfectly describe the state of being absolutely fucked due to festivities, excessive drinking, and over the top celebrations on the holiday known as St Patrick's Day
“Dude I was as smashed as St Patty Matty” / “I pulled an St Patty Matty last night and couldn’t make it to my bed “
by princessej March 26, 2018
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Matty

Matty is an amazing person with a phone addiction. Matty has beautiful eyes and wears amazing clothes.
Matty can get mad very easily but he/she will forgive you
Matty has trust issues and loves reading or writing.
He/She doesn't really like to study but is really smart.
person1: OMG MATTY IS SO COOL. I REALLY LIKE HER/HIM
person2: SAME!!
by anonymous November 20, 2021
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