Lady Gardener

The term for a female who enjoys tending to another lady's garden (genital area). See lady garden.

That butch bird over there - I bet she's a right lady gardener.

by Mark Chapman April 28, 2007

hello ladies

what u say when u enter a room full of either
a. nothing but fine women
b. nothing but dorky guys
c. one girl and more than 3 guys

w0w, jay certainly did take the cake

by jimbob February 15, 2003

ole lady

the woman of a mans dreams

she is my ole lady and i love her madly

by papa "d" February 26, 2009

Lady erection

A physiological phenomenon where the clitoris becomes enlarged as a result of sexual arousal.

Man in a bar: "How's that lady erection going?"

Female target: "It's massive. Sex now, mmk?"

by etihwytteb January 10, 2011

Lady Bottom

A suitable family friendly replacement for using the word vagina, pussy ect.

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE LADY BOTTOM

by Mattmonkey September 9, 2014

Lady Magnagora

Term used to describe someone who acts like a prima donna or a downright evil biatch.

"That biatch next door has been swanning about like Lady Magnagora since she got that new car!"

"Don't get on the wrong side of the new boss; she's a right Lady Magnagora!"

by CaddishWann November 4, 2008

ladies first

Gentlemen's favorite sentence.
Men with good manners, will always let the woman go first (example through the door etc.)

but it's not the true meaning.

In reality, it means "Lady, go first so can I stare at your butt!"

Andy :" Ladies first" *opens door*
Marina:" very kind, you are a true gentleman"
Andy :" Indeed" *stares at nice butt!*

by Bari April 15, 2005