Shmam Keg

A very sophisticated name for one hockey playin' SEXY MOTHER FUCKER!
Holy mother of pearl!! . . .Shmam Keg at 6 o'clock!
by The Sexy Chick December 10, 2009
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keg of bros

A term referring to a group of men that identify/would be identified as bros. This is best used for groups of young men who appear as stereotypical bros. (For example: wearing baseball caps and sleeveless sports tees. Often refer to each other as bro or dude.)
As "herd" or "pack" are used in wildlife documentaries.

Ex: Look over there! It's a keg of bros headed to the football game!
by Caged Birdy October 01, 2015
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virtual powder keg

discussing religion AND politics in the same Facebook post.
Status Update:

"What? In the name of Christ?!?! Shootings, assaults, pepper spray...Occupy Wall Street casualties? Nooooo, worse...it's all in celebration of the birth of Jesus! Can you feel the magic?"

no one dared comment on that virtual powder keg.
by wickid_me November 29, 2011
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keg standary

The standards of holding a person above a keg for a proper keg stand.

1. Person should be upright face down with support from front and back of their body.
"That guy fell over because there was no keg standary to support him."
by Endestria October 17, 2013
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check the kegs

Bar/restaurant industry euphemism for doing drugs in a walk-in fridge. Specifically but not always: cocaine in the beer keg room.
Another hour until closing, I'm gonna go check the kegs. You may need to double-check after me.
by bushwickbartender June 03, 2023
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On a powder keg

Oblivious to upcoming disaster. Waiting around seemingly unaware that nothing can go right where you are now.
“You may not think it at the time, but you’d be sitting on a powder keg if you drove home any way but sober.”
by rabiescat November 25, 2023
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Kegging

Kane Brown Pegging session that happens to happen around 4pm
hey babe it's time for your kegging session!
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
by MiddyFox September 30, 2021
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