A dump equivalent to the feeling of standing atop a large mountain with a 2 handed sword held with 1 hand pointed at the sky screaming "EXXXCCCAALLIIBBUURR"
In the midst of a Dump Excalibur, I thought I stabbed a seagull with my thought to be real sword, but instead punched the ceiling.
by theanaljoust September 25, 2006
when a person is overcome by sudden and explosive diarrhea, most often when unsolicited or for no apparent reason
by BaroqueBoy August 06, 2015
When you sit on the toilet, pooping while watching porn on your computer, Talking with people like nothing has changed.
*on aim*
"dude, wanna come over?"
"oh i can't i'm taking a cyber dump"
"oh..."
"I can still talk though. So how about them Broncos?"
"dude, wanna come over?"
"oh i can't i'm taking a cyber dump"
"oh..."
"I can still talk though. So how about them Broncos?"
by Jbn/Gstache Duo April 25, 2007
When somebody has a shitload of pictures on their camera that they finally upload to their computer and/or facebook all at once.
Rachel: Did you see Jillian's photo dump on facebook?
Stephanie: Yeah, I found one of myself from a year ago...
Stephanie: Yeah, I found one of myself from a year ago...
by grapedrankesha January 25, 2010
1. The kind of dump that if at work going to the handicap stall is a must as the bars are needed for extra grip. 2. A massive explosion of fecal matter that splatters the porceline toilet and shoots up towards your balls, vagina or butt. 3. A dump that when completed is well worth bragging to your friends.
Tyrel: Where were you for the last hour?
Jebadiah: I was in the male restroom taking a massive power dump. Dude you should have seen it!
Tyrel: That sounds awesome!
Jebadiah: I was in the male restroom taking a massive power dump. Dude you should have seen it!
Tyrel: That sounds awesome!
by KatieCurt May 02, 2008
A dump so fiery and ass engulfing that your sphincter literally lights on fire. The person enraged by the passion of unsavory anal singeing then takes any object close to him and runs through the neighborhood wielding it, killing or maiming anyone in his/her path. The objects usually range from domestic cats to live people.
The snowball fight was ruined by Archie's dad going Dump Berserker and hitting all of us with a grandfather clock as he ran through us in a blind rage.
Mommy, I want to be a Dump Berserker for Halloween, you better make the dirtiest tacos that night.
Mommy, I want to be a Dump Berserker for Halloween, you better make the dirtiest tacos that night.
by theanaljoust December 17, 2006
The acoustic reduction that comes from someone’s butthole when they push out a fart and your penis is inside their butt.
by Texas Chodehouse August 29, 2021