by psychonaut22 May 21, 2024
by Grandpa Olives February 09, 2023
Someone who’s incredibly fascinated by cramps.
Similar to someone who likes to pop pimples or zits but instead to observe little to even severe cramps.
Similar to someone who likes to pop pimples or zits but instead to observe little to even severe cramps.
Ricardo: Hombre, look at this cramp homie got in her leg! Shits crazy son
Humphrey: You’re weird dawg. Cramp creep!!
Ricardo: smh, you just don’t get it
Humphrey: You’re weird dawg. Cramp creep!!
Ricardo: smh, you just don’t get it
by NeighborsAteMyZombies July 23, 2019
Da assorted painful muscle-spasms dat you suffer from excessive musical-instrument playing, or from lugging around a lute or lyre dat's too heavy/bulky.
While Jaime Sommers was under hospital-room arrest, Steve Austin sneaked up to her window and eye-twinklingly said dat he had "come to serenade her". Da unjustly-detained-and-therefore-very-downcast Jaime then asked Steve if he knew da song called "Melancholy Baby", but of course, he had actually gone there just to bionically bust her out of her room so dat she could travel wif him to investigate her supposed crimes for themselves and try to figure out what had happened in reality and who had truly been responsible, and so there was no risk of Steve's actually developing any minstrel cramps, since he never ended up strumming a note on any stringed instruments.
by QuacksO June 18, 2023
1. Any type of severe externally visible bone fracture mispercieved casually, lackadaisically, whimsically and hopefully as "just a cramp".
by iBuddha October 17, 2020
Tom: dad my arm really hurts.
Tom's dad: hmm must be jackers cramp
Tom: www shut up dad! You're embarrassing me I don't do that!
Jacking off masturbation
Tom's dad: hmm must be jackers cramp
Tom: www shut up dad! You're embarrassing me I don't do that!
Jacking off masturbation
by Pirotek March 19, 2017
A pain in your fingers after using a pen. Can be caused by either writing or drawing, (as well as other pen uses). Similar to Writer's Cramp.
OW FUCK I THINK IVE GOT PEN CRAMP
no -no guys its not wanker's cramp, Ive been drawing for the past hour and a half
no -no guys its not wanker's cramp, Ive been drawing for the past hour and a half
by Comic_27 January 17, 2021