Skinny Bert Newton

A special breed of human, can be found wining and dining birds in high class establishments otherwise he's usually running around in creeks like some regular old creek nigga, doesn't mind the send or a few nose beers when he gets the chance.

"Fuck me! Thats skinny bert newton!"

by shackwiz January 14, 2019

Bert

A bert is a specific person that has a large head and has a small body.

“Ugh omg... she is built like a bert!”

by stinkyhead1234 April 24, 2019

Bert Han

Bert Han is a interesting young human being who originates in south Mongolia made in a factory by Chinese slaves. His mother and father went to pick him up at the gay strip club in 7/ 6/2008 here he was kissing other boys his age. Bert is referred to as a little Asian boy. He ate his sister when she was a baby which resulted in his family abandoning him on the side of smith street.

Person 1 "Who is Bert Han"
Person 2 "He is a Chinese robot made by Chinese slaves"
Person 1 "I heard he is like really gay bro"
Person 2"yea we made out like last Sunday"

by YourRightNut September 4, 2022

Bert

Absolutely anything

Thats bert that

by anonymous December 2, 2021

Ska-Bert

The act of stealing someone's handshake

Person 1: Hey nice to meet you *Attempts to give the person a handshake*
Person 2: Nice to meet you too *Goes to give him a handshake*
Person 3: SKA-BERT *Gives person 1 the handshake instead*

by Spazzzattack25 February 14, 2019

Bert

a snail that loves law

person 1: LOOK ITS BERT!!
bert: 🐌

person 2: he said that you're guilty as charged

by youramazing<3 September 27, 2022

Bert McCracken

a useless untalented meth head

Bert McCracken is such a drug addict

by Northstar56 February 24, 2020